Paola and Carmen try to turn classy babe Alexis onto their new line of aromatherapy body lotions, giving her a whiff of their therapeutic body blend of lavender, bergamot, and smoked bacon, specially crafted by teenage Chinese craft ladies designed to enhance the natural beauty of a woman’s skin. Alexis scorns the porky preparation, pissing off Paula and Carmen who set out to prove how fabulous the infusion can feel, especially when it’s spread all over one’s clothes, hair, face, and places the sun don’t shine!

Christiana Lee and Sarah Cross are forced to accept their destinies and battle it out in the most slippery inflatable pool in the West: the All Wam Pit of Death! Well, ok, maybe that’s being a bit dramatic, but when you see these two literally tear each other’s clothes off while slamming to the floor, struggling to get a grip on each other’s slippery skin, and gasping for breath, you might not think the title is that over the top!

Tatiana Milovani and Paola were have afternoon tea, discussing lady things such as gardening and the work being undertaken on the parish by Mr. Patrick McDuffy the carpenter, when suddenly a bunch of napkins are set alight by a wayward candle! Tatiana acts quickly to suppress the blaze, but not before the indoor fire sprinklers are activated. The pair don’t fret, and they use this novel opportunity to explore the sensual effects the water has on their smooth skin and silky clothes, right there on the couch! VIDEO VERSION INSIDE

Not the sort of thing I normally get up to on a Sunday but I’ve been so horny of late. missing my shoots and photosets (photosex?) that I was keen to shoot stills and video for a privately commissioned video and also spend some time shooting with Faye for a photographer who travelled all the way from London to shoot us

I think he enjoyed himself.. Faye and I certainly did.. getting wet and messy for our friend in Dudley!

Lots of cum was what we needed too! All in our pretty faces.. so you see.. you may try and stop the girl away from being a slut but you can’t take the slut out of the girl (well “sophisticated lady” who loves being a slut!).. More this week.. and M. we have nearly completed all your scenes and will be posted soon.. I’ll send you even more stills in next few days and should have all the videos edited in next week!

Must get back to my photo shoot now.. the photographer wants me to spread Faye’s pussy for his pics! An offer I can’t refuse xx

Here’s a wild and wacky, not to mention slippery, scene where the fabulous Stepanka has a quirky new business startup. She plops down a kiosk near a poolside in hopes of selling tanning oil at a premium, but this ain’t tanning oil, it’s corn oil! So when someone stops by the booth to buy some of it to put in her frying pan (to cook a fresh rainbow trout, by the way) Stepanka gets defensive and informs the woman it’s tanning oil, not cooking oil! Well, as you were probably prepared for, this sets off an oily wrestling battle you just gotta see!

Terri and Natalli Diangelo get into one slippery, oily tiff after Terri dared to claim that her beautiful satin blouse was prettier than Nat’s stupendous satin dress. But you the viewer will the the winner in this cat fight, as you will experience the most subtle shades of color being formed while the girls cascade quart after quart of silken corn oil over their bodies, until, in the end, their outfits are as translucent as stained glass and their hardened nipples are like doves searching to burst through that confining material and enjoin with the light.

Gina Killmer, Mia-Mia, and Margarita attempt to celebrate a friend’s 18th birthday, but before the party starts, so do some brutal, messy antics that have all three of these babes covered in creamy goodness. All the sweet desserts for their dear friend get absolutely destroyed, just about as mauled as their cute little outfits that are wiped out in the fun process!