Two friends compared the clothes they bought on a spree,
But is leather hotter than satin, neither could agree.
The scene reverts to sadness as they fight over the thought,
Of which style of clothes best gets the guys off!
But soon not a stitch of clothes they could see,
As they fought each other viciously,
Mauling each other in shaving foam,
Until one winner struts off the stage alone!
